Lord of the Rings (alternative version)

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Forwarded from someone at work...

Gandalf: That ring is bad news, Frodo, it must be destroyed.
Frodo: How so?
Gandalf: It must be placed in the fires of Mount Doom.
Frodo: Oh well, I guess that means a lot of walking, camping and then running away from monsters, lots of death and almost losing all my friends?
Galdalf: Nah, I know some big eagles that can fly us straight to the mountain and we can drop it in the lava. We'll be home by tea.
Frodo: Nice one.

Edit: Apparently this may have previously have featured on Dork Tower. Unfortunately our network people block that site, so I can't check.