To Mr. Enock Akossiwa

[lostcarpark]

I am very to hear of the death of your father in the recent war in the northern provence of Liberia, and as much as it flatters me that you should choose me to assist you in transferring your cash of $10,500,000.00 (TEN MILLION FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND DOLLERS) out of the country, I'm afraid I shall have to decline your kind offer of 20% of the total amount plus 5% for expenses.

And just because you send your stinking spam through the web form on my website rather than as plain email doesn't mean I'm any more likely to read it.