Do you know the Muffin man?

[lostcarpark]

Tomorrow at work there is a muffin eating contest at work. I don't see how eating the most large chocolate muffins covered in chocolate helps the victims of the tsuname, but what do I know?

Question: Should I enter?

Question 2: Assuming you lot persuade me to, how many muffins do you think I can eat in five minutes?

Comments

[jacobsmills.livejournal.com]

Question: Should I enter?
Yes

Question 2: Assuming you lot persuade me to, how many muffins do you think I can eat in five minutes?

7......but 10 if you bring a change of clothes and don't mind the embarrassment.

[hawkida.livejournal.com]

Five minutes? Not many - do you get to drink water as well? I'd say three or four. I remember how hard it was eating that jelly at TCASU. But I beat Wag!

[purple-peril.livejournal.com]

>Should I enter?
Yes.

>how many muffins do you think I can eat in five minutes?
Four.

That concludes the results from the German jury.

[spodlife]

Yes, enter!

As others have said, the number of muffins one can consume quickly is very dependent on the amount of liquid available to lubricate the esophagus.

Good luck!

[reverendjim.livejournal.com]

Is that a euphemism?