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[lostcarpark]

Got to the station this morning to find a 4-car train instead of the usual 8-car one. Fortunately it was starting in Drogheda, so getting a seat wasn't a problem, but within a couple of stops it was approaching crush load, and a couple of stops later people were left standing on the platform, which is a bit unfortunate as there was a fairly bigh gap to the next train.

There were a couple of "we'd like to apologise for..." type announcements, but I couln'd hear exactly what they were apologising for.

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[bluedevi.livejournal.com]

"This is a customer announcement. The ftgfsst Line is now suspended between bgffkkk and vzzzzgt due to jwzxgffffip, please use alternative routes. Also, under no circumstances should you use the pzzdffffq Line as it has been taken over by carnivorous squids. I repeat, do not use the ghwxxxxz Line. Thank you"